1: What is Ugology all about?
Ugology is a religion based on the teachings of
Jean-Phillipe Ugologisto. Modern Ugology, of which this page is a representation, was
started in 1998 by Grand High Pontiff Basil Spalding Cunningham in rural Poughkeepsie, NY.
It quickly spread to the liberal land of California, where The Archpope started the first
practicing non-internet branch. The Archpope was promoted to Branch Pontiff, a unique
position which allows the transfer of Ugology points by someone other than the Grand High
Pontiff.
2: What are Ugology Points?
Ugology points are what each Ugologst strives for---
they determine his merit and standing within the organization. The Pontiff and the
Archpope have vitually unlimited points, whereas new members start with zero points, and
can even achieve negative point scores for bad behavior. Ugology points are earned by
helping to advance the church, by recruiting members, or by pleasing the Pontiff or
Archpope.
3: Who is Ben?
Ben is the ultimate evil on Earth; learn more on the Ben Page.
4: What/who do Ugologists worship?
We allow you to worship any deity you want, but Ugologists should always pay
tribute to the Pontiff and to the spirit of Jean-Phillipe Ugologisto.
5: How can I sign up?
Send mail to archpope@ugology.org
for information on Ugological recruitment.
6: Is Ugology in any way affiliated with
DaveCo?
It has been rumored that The Archpope and the founder of DaveCo are one and the
same... decide for yourself by journeying to DaveCo.
7: Do Ugologists have any suggested prayer
routine?
Ugologists must face left and invoke the name of
Jean-Phillipe Ugologisto in public at least twice a day.
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